Weird old men are destroying the country!

Welcome to Garbage Weekend. It’s the internet garbage you know and love, but in a format that’s easier to read while you feel the sun on your skin for the first time in months.

This week, a federal judge ordered the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) to comply with Freedom Of Information Act (FOIA) requests and release internal records, instead of acting like its vague, janky “receipts” (which are now showing less and less information, but still filled with mistakes) are up to government standards. Speaking of those, Sen. Chuck Schumer’s decision to vote with the Republicans has been received so badly he’s lost everyone on Bluesky, X, and Reddit — the three branches of government! Besides Schumer, other people it’s now too embarrassing to associate with include Tesla owners, the politicians you voted for, and Steve Bannon (if you’re not Gov. Gavin Newsom, apparently). You can see why the first astronauts to go to the International Space Station in months are so happy!

Oh well, here’s some fun stuff…

• A dedicated gamer 

• Good mural

• Sissy hypnosis can ruin lives

• Million dollar idea

• A very rare Vance

• Sneaky poops

• Elon molly

• “A Cheeto Shaped Like The Pokemon Charizard Sells For Nearly $90,000”

• Gavin Newsom's next guest

• The wraith

• The Bad Guy McWeirdson fandom

• Tumblr’s frightening ghoul

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