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Welcome to Garbage Weekend. It’s the internet garbage you know and love, but in a format that’s easier to read while you sip a nice and refreshing pumpkin spice latte.

(Charlie, there is nothing “soy” or “beta” about wearing earplugs.)

This week, former President Donald Trump will be going on the Undertaker’s podcast. Maybe Trump thinks he can somehow get him on the ticket. Meanwhile, X has officially nerfed blocking, driving so many new users to Bluesky that they broke the site. Everyone who stayed can join in on such violent delights as dunking on Charlie Kirk, or manipulating an AI bot to boost a Goatse-based crypto token. This is the exactly what AI tech is designed for (zero sarcasm), and that’s why you should let OpenAI CEO Sam Altman put his biometric eye laser orb in your house.

Oh well, here’s some fun stuff…

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