Nintendo finally sued Palworld

Welcome to Garbage Weekend. It’s the internet garbage you know and love, but in a format that’s easier to read while you wait patiently for another political scandal to drop.

This week was big for political scandals. Matt Gaetz, according to court filings, allegedly attended a party with an underaged sex trafficking victim. Republican gubernatorial candidate Mark Robinson is allegedly a Nazi gooner. Right-wing doofus Chris Rufo’s email was listed in a new Ashley Madison leak. And political reporter Olivia Nuzzi had an “emotional and digital relationship” with RFK Jr. after doing a profile on him, though we don’t know if his dead brain worm was involved. With all these bombshells, it’s easy to forget the more literal bombshells that Israeli spies planted into walkie-talkies and pagers in Lebanon. We can’t think of a better moment for Microsoft to start up the Three Mile Island nuclear plant to power its AI servers!

Oh well, here’s some fun stuff…

• A good post

• “A Mormon Wives reality star claimed she's closely related to Ben Affleck. Our research says she's wrong.”

• The ramen contraption

• Music CD commercials at 2 AM in the 2000s

• 4 Beer 2 Cigarette SPEEDRUN abv% glitchless WR Attempt

• Men dinner

• A shirt that goes hard

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