Katy Perry is fighting with Wendy's about going to space

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This week was one big stress test for the alloy of the amoral business leaders, computer-themed doomsday cultists, and spineless career climbers that are theoretically in charge of the US government. Meta and Google are both facing legal challenges over monopoly, which could get them broken up if they don't win the Replace Elon Musk Hunger Games. Speaking of, President Donald Trump's definitely not AI-generated tariffs get new exemptions and conditions almost every day, in a process that happens to look an awful lot like vibecoding. A human touch is still required for anything important these days. Just ask normal human being Katy Perry, who’s currently feuding with Wendy's over astronautical stolen valor. It all happens on X, even the vice president ignoring due process!

Oh well, here’s some fun stuff…

• “Im getting sick of this”

• A haunting cover

• A good Tumblr for reading some of the best 4chan posts of all time

• Just a hall of fame New York City Mayor Eric Adams moment

• Disturbingly hyperrealistic dog cake

• Digital boyfriend meetup

• A soulless soyjak

• "When Sonic is pregnant, it's interesting."

• A good Tumblr update

• “12 years of chasing my wife with a lobster (2025 Update)”

• A majestic hop and strut

• "What does fashion mean to you?"

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