How long until Trump turns on Elon?

Welcome to Garbage Weekend. It’s the internet garbage you know and love, but in a format that’s easier to read while you wait for the next dumb Trump appointment.

This week, President-Elect Donald Trump announced that Elon Musk, who he will definitely get along with forever, will co-lead an official group called the D.O.G.E. (Hell is empty and all the devils are here, etc.) Trump’s election has been excellent for Bluesky, which has gained millions of users this week, and a lifesaver for TikTok, as he reportedly won’t push the ban the Democratic senate passed. Man, how did the Dems lose so badly? Ironically, the worst loser among major apps following the election has been X, which saw nearly 300,000 deactivations on Election Day alone. We may see another one soon from Matt Gertz, journalist and full-time man who is not Matt Gaetz.

Oh well, here’s some fun stuff…

• Here’s Pete Hegseth, Fox News host and Trump’s pick for Secretary of Defense, nearly killing a drummer with an axe on live TV

• A fascinating investigation

• Talk Tuah got a huge guest

• Perfectly round February

• A good correction

• Death to auto-refresh

• You can run custom code on Alarmo

• A good post

• Bryan Johnson’s weird face got weirder

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