DOGE is having some issues

Welcome to Garbage Weekend. It’s the internet garbage you know and love, but in a format that’s easier to read while you wait for the various horrors to cease.

This week, the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) ran into some barriers, like having to pretend Elon Musk isn’t in charge or not understanding the code government databases use. This is a crack team, who’s brought us such wonders as a Trump-themed Crossy Road clone. After all, gaming is the future, that’s why Pokémon Go may be selling to the Saudis, and why Marvel Rivals earning $100 million in a month isn’t enough to pay the game director. At least the real most popular online game is thriving, as hundreds of people place bets on the next Pope!

Oh well, here’s some fun stuff…

• A great custom car

• Middle schooler podcast

• American chopsticks

• A very British Community Note

• Google sucks now

• A good collage

• Trains are back on top

• One cheese peecha

• Get in

• Gulf Of C.U.M.

• Postslop

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