Caroline Calloway survived the hurricane

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This week, both Caroline Calloway and “Lieutenant Dan” sheltered in place during Hurricane Milton and lived. Though, the latter may not have had any other option considering his lengthy criminal record. Charlie Warzel over at The Atlantic summed up our current misinfo problem pretty well, writing, “I’m running out of ways to explain how bad this is.” Well, here’s another way: Wikipedia is waging a war against AI. Meanwhile, the Chinese government reportedly hacked multiple major ISPs, but no_, bro, we totally need to ban TikTok and stop people baking their hear me out cakes. In other surprising beauty news, as Hurricane Milton made landfall, the rest of the continent got to see the aurora borealis, ”at this time of year, in this part of the country”.

Oh well, here’s some fun stuff…

• The Daily Roman Updates account apologizes for asking for feet pics

• Good Raising Canes review

• Good Walmart ad

• A pharmacist is doing very peaceful reviews of gas station pills

• Greeping

• mye touy…….

• “Why do divorced guys dress like that?”

• A REALLY GOOD REDDIT POST

• A perplexing orb

• A good Emma Watson impression

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