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Welcome to Garbage Weekend. It’s the internet garbage you know and love, but in a format that’s easier to read while you sit in a Finnish airport.

This week, journalist Ken Klippenstein was banned from X for sharing the JD Vance dossier. It’s not his first tangle with Musk, but maybe he’ll finally stop getting confused with the Krassensteins. In another repeat performance, Musk announced on Monday that you can no longer block people from reading your X posts. Fans of consequences can at least enjoy New York City Mayor Eric Adams getting indicted for corruption, meaning Sam Bankman-Fried and Diddy may get a new roommate soon. Let’s hope they get along better than Sam Altman and Mira Murati, who resigned after Altman announced OpenAI will turn into a for-profit company. It seems like they’re off to a great start, after Altman said multiple other executives quitting within 24 hours was “completely independent” of all that. Just the kind of company we want powering fake job interviewers!

Oh well, here’s some fun stuff…

• A good point

• EGGS MAN

• “The Bridgerton-Ball Pole Dancer Is Just As Confused As You Are

• Bread Again…

• The Flavor

• Japan’s next prime minister

• Hawk Tuah 2049

• Good X post

• An excellent kitchen

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