Read to the end for elevator butt
Read to the end for an incredible video about Twitter
Read to the end for a tweet that is funny even if you don’t speak Portuguese
Read to the end for an interesting Twitter thread that may or may not still exist by the time you click on it
Read to the end for a tweet that is very funny if you’ve seen "Andor"
Read to the end for a pic of the person who ran next to your car when you were a child
Read to the end for biblically accurate Clippy
Read to the end for a Twitter thread I somehow wrote in 2017
Read to the end for a real good Reddit post
Read to the end for two very important John Green tweets
Read to the end for Charles Wartinet
Read to the end for a bunch of bog himbos
